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Do you want to play a game? Doctor Funny June 2023 Writing Prompt
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4 min readJun 1, 2023
In every heart lies an artichoke of discontent. In every spleen, the chia seeds of redemption. — Steven King, or possibly Confucius
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) asked me to write the June 2023 Doctor Funny Prompt o’ the Month. My response was an enthusiastic shouting of:
Would I? Are bears Catholic?
[Burg silently stares, before noticing me wearing his spare pajamas.]
Would I like to write the prompt? Does the Pope poop in the woods?
He politely asked me to leave his home and never return to Portugal without a legal passport. After losing all credibility with the good doctor, Adam Robinson published this story anyway. Kristine Laco and Philip Ogley may never forgive him.
Stop whatever you are doing and find a six-sided dice
Leave the Medium tab open while you hunt for dice.
