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Engines and Tampons

Two things I know nothing about. There are other things … but none make me happier to know nothing about.

Photo by Natracare on Unsplash

As a young boy, before Smartphones and social media, the closest I got to explicit porn was walking slowly through the tampon section of the local supermarket. I’d turn to see if someone was watching me.

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Uvebruce

Uvebruce

Brand Nerd. Waiting for the fat lady to sing ! Dyslexic - is it there or their. Passionate about making time to just think!! Sadly thinking hasn’t helped much.

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