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Excellent Ways to Die … Doing What You Love

It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Doctor Funny
Published in
3 min readAug 2, 2024

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Who’s the rodeo clown now? Photo by 立志 牟 on Unsplash

We’ve all heard the expression.

“He died doing what he loved.”(Most often “he”. Sorry ladies but you’re just less prone to stupid-for-stupid’s sake.)

And what does that expression conjure up for you?

Some kind of fast and furious adventure ending in a glorious, but untimely, demise.

Right?

What’s the saying … “live fast and leave a good looking corpse”?

But is that right?

Really?

Always?

What about this?

💣 You could die after eating some shit you didn’t have to eat …

… even though you may have enjoyed eating it

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Doctor Funny

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | disgraced former parking lot attendant