*RUMP ROAST — SATIRE
First Drafts of *rump’s Jewy Apology
Some of them weren’t all that bad
It was a wonderful day in Florida. The bacon was served alongside beef in cheese sauce. The golf pros pressed the hoods because Ye was coming for dinner.
Then it all went to shit. *rump had to apologize, according to his ‘handlers’ and according to him, he was…