*RUMP ROAST — SATIRE

First Drafts of *rump’s Jewy Apology

Some of them weren’t all that bad

*rump wanted to get rid of the weird candle thing, but the staff didn’t want the candles to burn the top-secret documents in the storage locker, so they kept them on the table. Photo by Element5 Digital on Unsplash

It was a wonderful day in Florida. The bacon was served alongside beef in cheese sauce. The golf pros pressed the hoods because Ye was coming for dinner.

Then it all went to shit. *rump had to apologize, according to his ‘handlers’ and according to him, he was…