PERFECTION 2024

Fun Peaceful Activities You Can Do To Reclaim the Country or Perhaps Just Your Sanity

Riots are so ā€¦ well ā€¦ riotous

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) šŸ˜¬
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4 min readNov 8, 2024

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Take that you red state! Photo by Wesley Tingey on Unsplash

Noted Medium malcontent, raconteur, poetry virtuoso, and rouser-of-the-rabble Carlo Zeno recently challenged us with this story.

In it he wrote:

ā€œIf anyone else has any great revenge ideas for Trumpā€™s famous illegal tantrum he threw on Jan 6, 2021, then cook a story up and tag me. Consider it a prompt.ā€

I did ā€¦ consider it a prompt.

But, since Iā€™m of the MLK, MyHotMa Ghandi persuasion and skew to non-violent but sneaky, underhanded passive aggressive revenge schemes, C-Zenā€™s prompt made me think of the following dirty deeds. Theyā€™re not really closely related to the ā€˜Rumpā€™s infamous illegal tantrum thrown Jan 6 in the year of our Lord 2021 but then again thatā€™s just how I roll, loose and tangential.

Consider my schemes clarion calls.

šŸ”„ Mark yourself safe on Facebook

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) šŸ˜¬
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) šŸ˜¬

Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) šŸ˜¬

The ā€œMDā€ & ā€œumā€ in Medium, and the ā€œerā€ in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | Party Pooper - Mostly on Trump's party

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