Goat Humor

Goat Humor…& Doctor Funny’s Writing Prompt for April!

I don’t know either…

Moooo! Oh wait, that’s the other one…-Photo: Nandhu Kumar on Unsplash

I usually like to write an article or so a week to keep my readers well fed and hungry for more tasty treats.

This week however…I am stumped!

I know it’s only Tuesday but I have absolutely nothing!

Nada!

Fook all.

In these instances, I start to panic. What the hell can I write about?

I have now decided that if I ever have times when I can’t think of what to write — I’m going to do a poem about a goat instead.

Why?

Yes…why indeed.

My therapist is away this week so she can’t stop me…no one can! Mwuahahaha!

Here’s my goat poem.

A Lovely Poem About A Goat Named Roy

Woof! Damn…still wrong! — Photo: Sergiu Vălenaș on Unsplash

There once was a goat
He was called Roy
Everyone loved him
He was a boy