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Got Skunk in the Trunk?

No animals were harmed in the making of this limerick.

Photo by Bryan Padron on Unsplash

Bob once held on to a skunk in his trunk,
Forgot about it, cuz he was drunk
Could’ve been a threat,
stinky one I’d bet,
The skunk snuck out, that flexible punk.

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