A poem

Guess Who’s Coming

Can you take a guess?

Lata Kokal (formerly Neha Sonney)
Doctor Funny
Published in
2 min readOct 23, 2021

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I’ll show up unannounced
I will blow your brains out
I’ll leave you feeling perplexed
And whilst you go about
Your business, you’ll never be the same
Because I came into your experience.

I saved you from a nasty speck
That dared to go up your hairy nostrils.
But I ran at 224 miles an hour
To push that bastard out and far away from you
Forever, because I love you
I care for you without you knowing.

You’ll barely see me coming
And then I’m there, you cannot ignore me
I make my presence felt in you whole body.
I’m gone as quickly as I came.
You will never be the same.
You’ll never be the same.

Atchoo!

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Lata Kokal (formerly Neha Sonney)
Doctor Funny

Healed from Narcissistic Abuse | Author of 📗: WIRED FOR SELF-LOVE |🎙The Relationship Academy | Free 📚: NehaSonney.Gumroad.com | IG & YT @latakokalofficial