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Have You Ever Played Stump the Doctor?

It’s fun when the liquor flows

2 min readOct 9, 2025

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“Even robots should have to pee. After all, they are designed to mimic humans.” Photo by Giorgio Trovato on Unsplash

I was at a party with a group of doctors and technology people. The alcohol was flowing freely.

The party host decided we needed to play ‘Stump the Doctor.’

The goal was to ask a medical question that confused them.

I volunteered to go first.

If I drink a cup of black coffee, where does the black go? My pee is always golden and clear.

The intellectual doctor explained our body's biology. That was too much information. The second doctor faked a call and left. The third doctor was a podiatrist and announced she didn’t care about anything above the ankle.

Although she answered the question, telling us to “Just AI it.”

None of the ‘tech people’ had thought of that. She got 5 points.

ChatGPT said the long answer is complex, the short answer is your liver.

I found out my question was the perfect pick-up line.

Dr. Podiatrist and I hooked up for the night. She admitted there were things above a person's ankle that she cared about, especially with men.

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Lee J. Bentch
Lee J. Bentch

Written by Lee J. Bentch

I am an author, a technology guy, a grandad, a widower, and a man with many interests. I write to inform and entertain. Email: lee@lbentch.com

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