SUCCESS

Hot Tips From Me, An Internet-Famous Dickwad With Phlegm

Go from hero to zero, or whatever, with these fabulous self-help tips

The most successful successy success guy succeeds again. (Painfully overused image of a guy being successful at … smiling with his eyes closed and getting ready to fist two other people.) * * * Photo by bruce mars on Unsplash

I wanna be that guy.

And, I nearly am.

I’ll tell you how I did it.