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How Do You Like Your Chicken?

Pecking away on Twitter when this happened

Looks likable enough * * * Photo by James Wainscoat on Unsplash

This friendly person …

Helen Hensell @hhensell on Twitter, her profile photo

… does a lot of friendly and often funny question asking on Twitter.

Her latest: “How do you like your chicken?”

Without thinking about it much, except for a brief mental flash on the fact that I’m a veggie, I responded, “living.”

Then I thought about it.

I could easily have responded:

• He’s alright
• Compared to what, or whom?
• Why do you ask?
• Better than yours
• Choked (you may have to google “choking your chicken”)

And so on and so forth. All funny, at least to me, and potentially great little funny story ideas.

So, with a shout out to Helen H. and without further ado, please create a funny story using her question “How do you like your chicken?”

Create a full story or poem and send it to Doctor Funny in the usual manner. (If you’re not already a…