Doctor Funny
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Doctor Funny

A DOCTOR FUNNY PROMPTED ROAST

How To Pet A Luma and Roast A Salchicha

Getting my gringo on for ‘F*ck with Carlos Garbiras Month’

Photo by Annie Spratt on Unsplash

Where to start when roasting a pendejo
I’ll remove my King crown and put on my halo
Back to the start
Bottle this fart
And give my old boss the el dedo

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Will Hull

Will Hull

Yankee, Aussie and freelance (and whatever-inspires-me) writer. Happier. Editor at Counter Arts, Rainbow Salad and Songstories. https://ko-fi.com/willhull