WOMEN’S ISSUES

How to Ready Yourself for Incarceration

A woman’s guide

Photo by Karollyne Hubert on Unsplash

After reading about toilet wine a couple of weeks ago, I feel compelled to reveal my prison plan.

When I was watching Orange is the New Black before it got weird, I considered my incarceration plan carefully. Possibly too much thought as I started buying white bread, baloney, and hoarding…