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Doctor Funny

Kristine Laco

Jun 17

3 min read

MOO CRIME

Husband Finds Milk in Fridge

Cold Storage Caper Task Force needs your help

**BEWARE of milk on the middle shelf.** Shutterstock image used with permission from PicMonkey Pro

The Toronto Police Department is asking for the public’s support in finding the Cold Storage Bandit plaguing married men throughout Toronto.

Our officers were alerted to the crime when area resident, Thom Gunt, notified 22 Division of a home disturbance early this morning.

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