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MOO CRIME

Husband Finds Milk in Fridge

Cold Storage Caper Task Force needs your help

BEWARE of milk on the middle shelf. Shutterstock image used with permission from PicMonkey Pro

The Toronto Police Department is asking for the public’s support in finding the Cold Storage Bandit plaguing married men throughout Toronto.

Our officers were alerted to the crime when area resident, Thom Gunt, notified 22 Division of a home disturbance early this morning.

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Kristine Laco

Kristine Laco

My middle finger is my favorite. Hoarding TP since 2014. Well-Rested Bitch. Lady Boner Legend. Top writer Satire & Humor. Don’t follow if Laco-intolerant.

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