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I Ate a Kristine Laco Middle Finger Taco

And it was delicious

Trust me, that’s a finger. Photo by Israel Albornoz: Pexels

Kristine Laco’s pinkie finger was on the menu last night. It is her least favourite finger, but she didn’t want to self cannibalise. So I provided the spices and cooking material, put on my chef hat and whipped up a Laco Taco.

I’m thinking of expanding my cannibal cooking experience. It’ll be $40 a head.

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