I Finally Joined The Medium Partner Program — My Goal For August Is To Make Five Figures
It’s ambitious, but possible
A few days ago, I joined the Medium partner program.
It was a difficult decision. On the one hand, I could really use the extra cash. On the other hand, filling out forms is tedious and I could have taken a nap instead.
But then I thought, “If I do this I will be rich soon. And then I can nap as much as I want.”
So here we are. Welcome to my road to early retirement.
At this point you might ask yourself, “Isn’t that a little unrealistic? Surely you can’t seriously believe you will make five figures in one month!”
To which I reply, “Shut up, hater.”
But also — yes. I seriously believe it is possible. In fact, I can even tell you what the five figures are.
- A classic action figure depicting a buff hero about to “kick some ass and take some names”.
- A fish figure. Type of fish still undecided.
- A bird figure, done in a realistic style.
- Figure 3 (a graph depicting the growth of my massive income).
- Another bird figure, but done in a more experimental style — probably unrecognizable as a bird unless it is explicitly mentioned.
Here are some rough sketches I made of the five figures:
Here’s how you can get involved:
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To conclude, here’s my promise to all of you: Despite my inevitable future as a baller, a player, and a person who pretends to be younger than he actually is, I will never forget about my humble roots.
No matter how frustrated I might get because yet another gigantic wave has spilled salt water all over my fruit basket and ruined yet another brunch on my private yacht — thinking back to the times of struggling together with my fellow Medium writers will always put a smile on my face.
