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I Love You, Shitbrick

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I woke up late this morning because I forgot to set the alarm clock when going to bed drunk yesterday evening.

Drunk but joyful.

Before you judge me, I had a good reason; I celebrated the victory of the Milwaukee Badgers in the Ryder Cup. It’s the kind of event that happens maybe once in a lifetime and, therefore, should be honored with some heavy drinking.




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