Shitbrick
I Met Kristen Stark in the Elevator at Work Last Week!
I couldn’t believe my luck. I was so excited!!!
Ding. The doors open, and Kristen gets in.
“Kristen?! THE KRISTEN STARK?! THE famous Kristen who bombed on stage in thirteen different states?! You’re such a shitbrick. I can’t believe I finally get to meet you in real life!!! And it’s in an elevator. So funny!”
“Shitbrick.”
“Hahaha, exactly!! Good thing you learned to spell that one before Grammarly banned you. Am I right?”
“Shitbrick.”
“Makes me think. Have you ever posted ‘Shitbrick’ on Twitter? Just the word. Nothing else. It’s a bit of a private joke, but it could be funny. You never know. Elon is quite the shitbrick himself. And I read your 25 worst tweets last week — I didn’t see it there.”
“Shitbrick.”
“Yeah. I heard you the first three times. Are you here for another of your job interviews? I hope it will work this time. I was disappointed to see you didn’t get the last two. These managers don’t know what they missed. Am I right? Or are you wrong? lol”
“Shitbrick.”
“Haha, I’m starting to understand why you bombed on stage. Running gags aren’t for…
