DICE FICTION AND OTHER TOMFOOLERY
I Rolled a 6, 5, 1 and Got Lucky With a Kardashian, Kind Of
A Mark Suroviec, M.Ed.-inspired story
Before Marky Mark and his funky bunch fucks off to start his ultra-clean new doomed pub called, PlayTime or Plaything or Children’s Toys Put to Hideous Adult Uses or Playtown or whatchamacallit or Douchenozzle-Cheese-Sandwich or OnlyFuns, he had the god damned good grace to grease Doctor Funny with the most complicated and asinine prompt in our long and distinguished history.
Of course I had to “play” along.
After all, all the best people — the ones on both sides — are using random fiction to get through their days, so why not me.
And look, here’s his prompt now:
Per Marky’s labyrinthine and hard-to-follow instructions, prompt responders are to roll a die thrice to determine: #1 a main character, #2 an inciting incident, and #3 when the writer gets to…