DICE FICTION AND OTHER TOMFOOLERY

I Rolled a 6, 5, 1 and Got Lucky With a Kardashian, Kind Of

A Mark Suroviec, M.Ed.-inspired story

There’s gotta be a lucky number in there somewhere. Photo by Nic Rosenau on Unsplash

Before Marky Mark and his funky bunch fucks off to start his ultra-clean new doomed pub called, PlayTime or Plaything or Children’s Toys Put to Hideous Adult Uses or Playtown or whatchamacallit or Douchenozzle-Cheese-Sandwich or OnlyFuns, he had the god damned good grace to grease Doctor Funny with the most complicated and asinine prompt in our long and distinguished history.

Of course I had to “play” along.

After all, all the best people — the ones on both sides — are using random fiction to get through their days, so why not me.

And look, here’s his prompt now:

Dust Off Your Dice — It’s Random Fiction Time

Per Marky’s labyrinthine and hard-to-follow instructions, prompt responders are to roll a die thrice to determine: #1 a main character, #2 an inciting incident, and #3 when the writer gets to…