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I Spent a Day Inside Elon Musk’s Neuralinked Twitterverse (So You Won’t Have To)
The pilot project for a mind-altering alternative to the Metaverse throws the VR headsets out with the bathwater — let that sink in!
DISCLAIMER: The author of this article, referred to as Phil for anonymity, is not affiliated with Twitter, Neuralink or Elon Musk. The following is an unedited transcription of Phil’s internal monologue (i.e., thoughts) recorded during a beta test run of the virtual reality (VR) pilot project known as the Neuralinked Twitterverse.
I think Elon Musk is sunsetting reality.
My thoughts are being transcribed via the Neuralink chip in my skull. Thought-to-text dictation. It works as seamlessly as real-time telepathy, with the accuracy of a seasoned assassin — save for the odd typo or too.
I may never revisit this document after this beta test. Still, wherever these words end up, I hope they reach the eyes of those eager to dive into the Neuralinked Twitterverse.
Don’t do it.
There are better ways to taste madness in the real world, such as online dating or tracking…
