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FEELING PISSY

If Everything Happens for a Reason, Explain This Shit

Helluva Haiku

Photo by Lip on Unsplash

Phat Life

If it is tasty
It will surely make you fat
Kale can fuck itself

WTF!

My thumb, the blender
Hit puree or liquefy
Outcome is the same

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

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