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Doctor Funny

DOCTOR FUNNY MELON MONTH

I’m a D, but if I Had Bigger Tits I’d Be An E

When a D-Cup is less than a D-Cup

These are NOT my boobs in case you wanted to add this to my profile. Photo by Jan Kopřiva: https://www.pexels.com/photo/close-up-shot-of-woman-s-body-3925819/

I went to one of those fancy bra shopping places. A woman in her 20s felt me up, but not in a good way. She commented on the size and shape of my boobs then left me alone in my 5×5 cell — naked and afraid.

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Kristine Laco

Kristine Laco

My middle finger is my favorite. Hoarding TP since 2014. Well-Rested Bitch. Lady Boner Legend. Top writer Satire & Humor. Don’t follow if Laco-intolerant.