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GETTIN’ A CLUBBIN’

I’m Now a Proud Member of the Medium 2¢ Club

In there, like ingrown hair

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
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3 min readJan 13, 2025

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Am I destined to hit Club Uno? Or is that his middle finger? Photo by Antoine J. on Unsplash

It’s lovely to finally be a member.

For the longest, while lucky folks like and were warmly welcomed by Medium into the 2¢ Club, I stood before the velvet ropes and couldn’t even catch the bouncer’s eye, let alone get it.

Wondering what brand of wacky tobacky I’ve been toking?

I mean this:

From , this news:

Rumor has it that recently succeeded in earning ZERO cents for a reasonably-well-read story. However, this contention belongs in the Loch Ness Monster / Sasquatch category and sightings must be substantiated by video evidence.

And this, from :

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Written by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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