Member-only story
GETTIN’ A CLUBBIN’
I’m Now a Proud Member of the Medium 2¢ Club
In there, like ingrown hair
It’s lovely to finally be a member.
For the longest, while lucky folks like Roz Warren, Writing Coach and Carlo Zeno were warmly welcomed by Medium into the 2¢ Club, I stood before the velvet ropes and couldn’t even catch the bouncer’s eye, let alone get it.
Wondering what brand of wacky tobacky I’ve been toking?
I mean this:
From Roz, this news:
Rumor has it that Roz recently succeeded in earning ZERO cents for a reasonably-well-read story. However, this contention belongs in the Loch Ness Monster / Sasquatch category and sightings must be substantiated by video evidence.