GOLF HUMOR
I’m the Guy Who Yells “Get In the Hole” at Golf Tournaments
Maybe you’ve heard me?
“Get in the hole!”
I love yelling “Get in the hole!” I always have. I can’t help myself.
I yell it at work.
I had a brief stint in a proctologist’s office. He fired me. What an asshole.
Then I worked in porn movies, but I was laid off. Ironic.
After that, I shaved my mustache and took up golf. Not playing, but standing in the crowd and yelling “Get in the hole!” It doesn’t matter if there’s no chance of the ball reaching the hole. I’ll yell every time.
Golf tournaments are the perfect venue
The quiet before the yell really makes it pop. I know because I tape the tournaments so I can hear myself. It helps me improve my timing, diction, projection, and obnoxiousness.
I know you’ve heard me. Sometimes you’ll even see me standing there alone. People give me space to do my work. They gaze upon me and provide suggestions of what I can put in my hole. Some suggestions are ridiculous and impossible, but keep them coming. I’m always working to improve my craft.
Why?
I don’t do it to encourage the players. I do it for attention. I’m hoping someone will notice me and offer me a job doing voice overs. I’d be perfect for all types of documentaries — pot holes, black holes, post holes, spelunking, volcanoes, coal mines, ship wrecks, anything with a hole, really.
I’m going to branch out in the coming weeks
I’ll be attending the Stanley Cup Playoffs and the NBA Playoffs with my new catch phrase, “Get in the net!”
My job as an Uber driver pays for the tickets.
“Get in the car!”
