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Important Organizational Update From Your New AI Boss

There will be an immediate reduction in the human workforce

Thanks to all terrestrial flesh-persons for attending this unannounced, mandatory, town hall meeting. I see that almost everyone is online. For those without a phone, tablet, laptop, Alexa, watch, doorbell, refrigerator or…



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Patrick Metzger

Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***