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It Brings Tears To My Eyes When Anyone Claps For My “Balls”

Lately my “Balls” has been getting a lot of attention, and it hurts … so good

Cheery, but vaguely ominous * * * Photo by Artur Łuczka on Unsplash

Maybe instead of clapping you could just send a letter.

My “Balls” is getting the claps
And others, they keep writing “raps”
They go on and on
Like bangin’…



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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

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