Edward JohnFollowAug 25, 2022·2 min read·Member-onlyPOETRY, BROIt’s Just Not Fair That My Hair’s Not as Fair as Rupert BearA nonsense poemI wish I had yellow checked trousers like Rupert’s. Image by Ian Burt on FlickrIt’s just not fair That my hairIsn’t as fair As Rupert Bear.Hey, yo,I think I know What you’re going to say,Bro.