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It’s Time to Let Your Dick Be Your Guide

Put down the Bible and back away

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“Think with your big head for once!”

According to The Audubon Field Guide to North American Females, experts refer to the above as an anti-mating call. But let’s be honest — the littler one is awfully persuasive. That sneaky bastard could sell me an ice cream…

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John Werth

John Werth

Musician and conductor, repairer of woodwinds, owner of dogs, band director, lapsed mathematician, and scribbler of thoughts on humor, politics or both at once.