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JD Vance Did NOT! Have Couch Cushion Crevice Coitus, and Other JD Vance NOTS!

What does the “JD” in JD Vance stand for?

Hey Dawg! I said “get down off the sofa” NOT “get down WITH the sofa.” 😬 Photo by Robert Larsson on Unsplash

NO! JD is NOT! the abbreviation for “Jumped a Divan” and especially NOT! for “Jizzy Davenport.”

As we all now know, the rumor that JD Vance, weird beardo, and GOP albatross, played hide-the-salami with a couch crevice, is false.

Here’s the evidence.

No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions

And here’s a massive pile of shit that JD Vance also did NOT! (yet) do … to the best of our knowledge.

1️⃣ Although he famously denigrated “childless cat ladies”, even including a number of non-childless non-ladies in his slam, he has not (yet) insulted:

😲 pencil-necked geeks

😲 two ton tillies

😲 singles with dingleberries

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