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Kids With Chainsaws: Because Crayons are the Real Danger

Crayons are choking hazards. Chainsaws promote life skills.

Philip S. Naudus
Doctor Funny
Published in
3 min readApr 30, 2024

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Chainsaws should be large enough to avoid choking hazards, but compact enough for little fingers to handle. (upklyak/muhammad.abdullah/freepik/lovepik/cleanpng/author)

Here at Sunshine Kids, we pride ourselves on being at the forefront of your child’s safety. Last year, we replaced our playground mulch with bubble wrap to prevent scrapes and bruises…

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Philip S. Naudus
Doctor Funny

High school teacher by day, koala by night. My wife is a cartoonist with a Ph.D., and she co-authors all of these articles.