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Let Herschel Walker Explain It All For You

(You may be left with several questions)

Biguns croaking. Photo by Gender Inclusive Biology and altered by author.

Now that Herschel Walker has explained how vampires and werewolves impact the voting public, he has other things he wants you to know:

“First of all, let me tell you, when I was a boy — I grew up in southern Georgia — and we had these ponds all around — just…