Butt stuff
Making Love to Make Love Last
Studies show dick penetration is at an all-time low
We’re all so obsessed with finding perfect intimacy.
What can we do better to feel closer to our partner?
What haven’t we tried yet?
What scares us?
What titillates us?
How do we make sex better, or at least keep it fun, after forty-three years of marriage? Or forty-three days?
Because yeah, you throw the dick in and toss your girl around for three minutes. There are some ooohs and aaahs (probably fake) and then you grunt like a pig, collapse, and roll over. Snores happen. Girls roll eyes.
We can do better.
What if we tried this:
Your partner opens their butthole and farts, and you open your butthole and accept that fart into your butthole?
And then your butthole shall close for a moment, give its own smells and juices to the fart, swirl it around a bit, and then fart it back into your partner's accepting butthole, where it would then be swallowed for good.
And repeat.
Less mess. (No sperm down the throat)
