Maniacal Sports Fan Takes Ecstasy in Ass; Has Erection Parade
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Denver, CO. — During the massive Stanley Cup parade through downtown Denver, one local fan went above and beyond to celebrate his team’s Stanley Cup Championship.
Lifelong Quebec Nordiques/Avalanche superfan Stewart Landeskog — who legally changed his name out of love for Avalanche team captain Gabriel Landeskog — was out to celebrate.
And, celebrate he did when he put far too much Ecstasy in his rear.
We later learned that the drug was also laced with Viagra. It took only twenty minutes for the drug to hit and for Landeskog to literally lose his cool, sweating profusely and stripping down to his boxers before joining the team’s parade with a massive erection.
Team captain Gabriel Landeskog noticed the off-putting sight from the top of the firetruck in which he was riding while periodically hoisting the 35-pound trophy over his head.
“I nearly dropped the damned Stanley Cup after seeing that guy with the raging boner running wildly between the trucks. I mean, he was pouring sweat and beat red. I’m really surprised he didn’t just die and wind up getting hit by the firetruck.”
