DOCTOR FUNNY’S MONTHLY

May is ‘National Embarrassing Medical Moments Month!’ at Doctor Funny. We’re Thinking About ‘Fuck Carlos Garbiras’ for June.

But, we’re open to suggestions

This is an ass. An ass is otherwise known as a behind. * * * Photo by Milivoj Kuhar on Unsplash

Which monthly themes could you really get behind? As a writer, that is?

We’re nothing, if not creative, here at Doctor Funny.

Wait, that sentence reads well, and may be more accurate, without the phrase “if not creative” all up in the middle of it. More about this later perhaps.

But, be that as it may. We’re actually struggling for fresh creative new ideas — not really, but we’re tryna hook ya — so we thought we’d toss out “theme of the month” and see who bites.

We all know of course that Carlos Garbiras bites. That’s why he’s June’s poster boy, potentially. Don’t get your hopes, or anything else up yet, CG.

But, after that we’re stuck (yeah, again, not really).

So, PLEASE, we’re begging you. Send in your ideas for July and beyond and if yours is chosen, then it will have been chosen, and you’ll get nothing whatsoever in return, and you’ll be forever lashed to a lame idea you once sent in on an ill-advised dare to Doctor Funny.