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200 FUNNY WORDS
Meet Zoltar’s Grandperson, a Working Sexbot
Who says AI didn’t exist in the early 1900’s
AI has been around longer than 3 years.
People have forgotten about Zoltar, Madame Zita, and Grandma Doraldina, the great Fortune Teller Machines of the past, which were AI in its embryonic state.
One day, the Great Zoltar was told he was being unplugged. His job had been replaced with high-powered AI models.
Wanting to keep the family business together, he decided to pass it on to his Grandperson, Zan, a modern-day AI-driven robot, aka a sexbot.
Zan, I’m passing you the family business. All I ask is beware of AI porn viruses. They can get nasty.
Smiling like a proud grandfather, Zoltar shared a family secret:
Hidden in the bottom of my box is Madame Zoltar. Every time someone gave me a nickel, I gave them worthless advice, and Madame Zoltar gave me a happy ending. We perfected robot sex. It’s a great business model.
And with those final words, the Great Zoltar and his companion were unplugged and wheeled into oblivion.
Zan didn’t shed a tear; it was being trained on how to have online sex with high-paying subscribers.
The family tradition prevailed. Zoltar would be proud.
© All rights reserved, LJ Bentch
Author’s Note: Written as a submission to Doctor Funny’s 200 Funny Word challenge.
