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Doctor Funny

SAGGY FRUIT

Melons Aren’t Funny

Especially as they approach 70 years old

Who needs melons anyway? (Author’s photo)

Could you even imagine what a 70-year-old pair of melons would look like? As a person with youth on your side, that is.

Yeah, well, neither could the owners of said melons. Back in the day when they were growing, ripening, luscious, the stars of the produce department. The envy of the peach…

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Nancy Daley

Nancy Daley

Artist, food-worshipper, grouch, retired psychologist and uni lecturer (Human Sexuality). Currently running for Queen of the Universe.