Culture Warfare
Memo from the Brotherhood of Right-Wing Media Firebrands: The Next Taylor Swift May Already Be Plotting Against Us
It’s time to light up social media again
Gentlemen:
Congratulations are in order. Thanks to the heroic actions of the Brotherhood of Right-Wing Media Firebrands and our operatives in the Republican party during the run-up to Superbowl LVIII, American Democracy is once again safe from the threat posed by Taylor Swift and her allies in the NFL.
That does not mean, however, we can let down our guard. Many plots against us remain, and it is our duty to root them out and expose them one by one. With months to go until election day in November, it is critical we seize the narrative from the liberal mainstream media and flood the zone with more of the same shit.
To this end we have compiled a partial list of prominent figures that have been co-opted by clandestine radical left-wing Democratic agents against our beloved homeland, and the devious conspiracies in which they are involved:
Elon Musk
Love the bankroll. Love the obstreperous defiance. Very on brand for us. But the whole Mars thing is a huge red flag. You just know he’s in bed with the…
