SATIRE

MIA: Has Anyone Seen Jennifer McDougall???

She has to be somewhere

Could she actually make it that far? Photo by Ehimetalor Akhere Unuabona on Unsplash

“Where the fuck is she?” shouts Kristine Laco, flinging her Swiss Cheese costume across the room. It dents the lifesize poster of a raspberry finger puppet. Dripping in a smile. And pure disdain. And now, chunks of curdled milk juice.