Great Works of Literature 2.0

Moby Dick Pics

We’re gonna need a bigger camera lens

Paul Lander
Doctor Funny
Published in
1 min readJun 4, 2024

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Written by: Paul Lander

Artist: Dan McConnell

Bonus: Wrestlemania Matches: The Norton Anthology Of Literature Edition

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Rowdy Roddy Pippa Longstockings vs. Jimmy ‘Lord Of The Superflies’ Snooka

Kane Mutiny And Captain O’ Captain Lou Albino vs. The On The Road Warriors

The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter Hearst Hemsley vs. Henderson The Rain King Kong Bundy

Norman Mauler And Jules Verne Gagne vs. Pride And Prejudice: Jane And Stone Cold Steve Austen

To Killer Kowalski A Mockingbird vs. A Portrait Of An Artist As A Young Mankind

George ‘The Animal Farm’ Orwell vs. Tony Atlas Shrugged

Moby Dick Murdoch And Ivanhoe Koloff vs. Blood And Gore: Flannery ‘True Blood’ O’Connor And Gore Vidal

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Paul Lander
Doctor Funny

TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, etc.