MOIST WORDLE

Moist Wordle?

Yup. Moist wordle.

Blame Jennifer McDougall Photo by cottonbro

As the most hated word in the English language, I thought we needed a public service message on alternative words to use instead of (avert your eyes) MOIST.

See, it’s Moist Month at Doctor Funny. Sure, I might have wetted the idea — and thrown it against the wall to see if it would stick.

But I didn’t think it would be so dank.

Well, when in Rome. So here goes my take on the M*ist Month prompt. First, some sweaty hot bods.

She is soaked. Photo by David Tandilashvili: https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-wet-woman-in-red-top-12912975/

I might consider this moist, but it could also be damp, steamy, clammy, sopping, or wet. When you go to type moist, hit the thesaurus button. It will help us all.

So much moistness. Photo by Ron Lach : https://www.pexels.com/photo/woman-in-brown-swimsuit-9155225/

Here are some alternatives to the obvious sentence — these girls look moist.

These girls have dewy asses.

Rain rain, go away, dry these girly booties today.