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Elon Musk unveils Jurassic Universe
Following the tragedies that befell Jurassic Park and Jurassic World, investors were less than enthused about the burgeoning Dino-tourism industry. After a lengthy battle of legal disputes and a record breaking six and a half months without any T-Rex escapes in any of the dinosaur parks that still remained open, attitudes began to shift. One great innovator was especially willing to explore the continued potential of dinosaurs — but this time with one caveat.
“Well, you see, I’ve been thinking about diversifying,” began SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk when asked about his plans.
“Sure, Tesla’s got the roads covered and SpaceX has rockets pretty well cornered, but there’s one thing I haven’t yet explored… so I thought, why not combine my lifelong passion for dinosaurs and my love for space?” he explained with childlike optimism.
“But, let’s talk about the T-Rex in the room.
I know there were a few … minor mishaps in the past few attempts to tap into this exciting new industry. A couple of rogue dinosaurs here, a few dozen eaten tourists there. But honestly, who among…
