My Acquaintance's Broken Penis

An unforgettable tale for the ages

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It was one of those Tuesdays in May. You know the ones, the ones that feel like a Thursday in October. You know, kind of a bummer. My ragamuffin group of friends and I were in the school hallway. We were the sort of group that staunchly insisted on being labelled “ragamuffin”. That day we did what all teens in the late 80s did in school hallways, which…