DATING CUSTARD ENTHUSIASTS

My Date Tried to Give Me His Custard

He had a lot of it

Claire Franky
Doctor Funny
Published in
5 min readMay 13, 2024

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What the fuck is happening here? Photo by ian dooley on Unsplash

My long blonde hair cascaded down the back of the black, leather couch while my head rested against the cushion. The longer the stranger talked, the more my sitting position turned into a slouch.

The stranger began to cry as I looked on awkwardly. Her drunken crying grabbed…

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