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Doctor Funny

Humor but NOT funny

My GoFundMe Page To Buy A Gun

There are over 300 million out there. Santa, where is mine?

Seven family members holding assault rifles in front of Christmas tree
Where is mine? Twitter post @RepThomasMassie

Only absurd if you have a brain

Even though we celebrate a big Christmas in July, I am not super hopeful I will get a gun. We all know how unreliable Santa is.

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Warren Turner

Warren Turner

A semi-retired, progressive clergy person who writes personal essays about life at 80. Minnesota Twins fan and supporter of all LGBTQ+ issues. He/Him