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My Investment Advisor Is a Dog. Here’s What He’s Buying Right Now.

Cats and dogs are reigning

4 min readApr 3, 2025

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Up 400%? Who’s a good boy? Photo by Casper Coomans on Unsplash

Booger is a good boy. He loves riding in the car, playing frisbee, and tummy rubs.

He’s also made Barron’s list of top 100 financial advisors six years running and has grown my portfolio by more than 1200% by digging through data, chewing up chatter, and sniffing out bargains.

Booger likes the pet sector. In just the past few years, the explosion of innovative pet products and services has blown up the once ho-hum space into a multi-billion-dollar industry. Going all in on pet fashions and insurance, doggy day care and walking aps, gourmet pet food subscription services, etc., is as instinctive to him as sniffing butts.

And Booger thinks the industry is still in its infancy. With untold opportunities to manipulate and exploit every pet owner to spend their hard-earned dollars on their furry loved ones, he sees unlimited upside for the long-term investor.

Here are a few companies Booger has his eye on:

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