Doctor Funny
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Doctor Funny

PILLOW TALK

My Memory Pillow Has Been Talking Shit About Me

I’m so mad I’m foaming at the mouth.

Image by Wokandapix from Pixabay

I was in the other room, and I overheard my memory pillow talking to my new girlfriend. It was telling her my deepest, darkest secrets. Apparently, I talk in my sleep. It told her things I didn’t even know about myself. It told her about my old girlfriends, my fetishes, my…

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