Doctor Funny
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Doctor Funny

BINARY RELATIONSHIPS

My Sex Robot is Set to the Wrong Twattage

Sometimes I just want to cuddle

Image by Enrique Meseguer from Pixabay

She’s insatiable. I know it’s her one job, and it’s nice that she’s enthusiastic about it, but I just can’t keep up anymore.

When I was younger, I didn’t mind when she woke me up at 3am for some rod and socket play. Like a good undertaker, she’d bury all…

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Rick Post

Rick Post

Contributor to the Summit Daily newspaper, Slackjaw, The Haven, The Junction, MuddyUm, and ILLUMINATION.