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My Top 10 Favourite Hilariously Insane Things Said by Karl Pilkington

“It wouldn’t happen… There hasn’t been one publication by a monkey”

Edward John
Doctor Funny
Published in
5 min readDec 3, 2021

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Karl Pilkington is absolutely hilarious, just by being himself.

Of course, there’s long been a debate about whether he’s genuinely that stupid. But regardless, many of the things he’s said have caused Ricky Gervais to fall off his chair laughing. Let’s take a look at some of those things.

Quotes are taken from goodreads.com, inews.co.uk, inspiringquotes.us, and screenrant.com.

“It wouldn’t happen… There hasn’t been one publication by a monkey”

This comes from a conversation he had with Ricky about the nature of infinity. They’ve spoken about this several times over the years. The first time I saw them talk about it was in an interview that was an extra on Ricky’s 2003 live DVD Animals. Here is a clip:

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Edward John
Doctor Funny

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