Marital Bliss-ter — #say.no.to.wifey.dictators.
My Wife Thinks I’m Deeply Flawed
I’ve said some things recently that would suggest she may be right. They’ve just come out wrong. Nobody is perfect.
For example:-
“Pregnancy can’t be hard, it’s instinctive.”
Now you can read that several ways. She chose to read it the wrong way. Backwards.
12 long-stemmed beers or a case of wine is the male equivalent of 12 long-stemmed roses. Only cheaper. How come I never got a case of wine from you when you’re wrong?
“When was I ever wrong, … except that one time?”
She was referring to our wedding day. She thinks that is funny.
“When last did you speak,” I said. Now that’s a joke. Borrowed, but a proper one. Hahaha.
So now I need to buy a longer couch. And can I say that I have NEVER sent her to the couch. She chooses to go if I offer to play “Dutch Oven” with her.
So after those ‘clangers’ (her words), I stumbled punch-drunk into this discussion.
“I’m going to build a Koi pond in the rear garden,” I announced.
