PENGUIN PISSING ON POLITICS

New Ipsos Poll Demonstrates The Increasingly Obvious To Everyone

What do you mean Trump is polling downwards with women voters and Hispanics?! Surely not

Argumentative Penguin
Doctor Funny
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3 min readAug 30, 2024

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Democratic doyenne and part-time ‘cool auntie for hire’, Kamala Harris, leads Donald ‘The Orange Menace’ by 45% to 41% in a Reuters/Ipsos poll. A poll which surprised almost nobody in the known world. The Vice President is sparking a wave of enthusiasm in the US voting public and has arguably made politics watchable again ahead of the big November WWE showdown at the White House.

The gap has widened since late July when Harris was leading by only a single percentage point, with many gains being made with women and Hispanic voters. Harris leads in both categories by 13 percentage points — and thanks to a super-double-power up election mushroom, by 26 percentage points with Hispanic Women.

Although not reported in the poll it is presumed Harris leads by a staggering 39 percentage points in Hispanic grandmothers and 52% in Great-Grandmothers— almost all of whom wouldn’t piss on ex-President Trump if he were on fire.

The race has re-ignited since Joe Biden (109) folded his campaign on July 21st after a long chat with the lovely lady who comes round…

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